Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: /dinosaur screams/

scumplanet:

JUST A REMINDER THAT PLATONIC LOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PLATONICALLY CAUSE THOSE FRIENDSHIPS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HONEST OK THANK YOU

(via destruction-set)

Why yes parents, I do deserve to be treated like a fucking 12 year old because I suck at math.

me fuck this

destruction-set replied to your post: “destruction-set replied to your post: “Last night I had a nightmare…”:

um yeah bae; I got my hair cut and my mum goes wow you have to wear makeup now. and I’m like ??? and apparently it’s because I look TOO boyish. like did you ever stop to consider… perhaps that’s what I wanted? gdi im here for you bae okay okay

Eww no omg I’ll search for an apartment for us right away bby we’ll find one right inbetween our schools and we’ll just commute it’s okay

destruction-set me

nau-see:

destroy the idea that biological families are more valid than other forms of family. destroy the idea that your parents/sibilings/extended relatives have an inherent right to be a part of your life if you dont want them to be

(via mermeme)