1. egberts:

    i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

  2. jumpingjaverts:

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    you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

  3. olliekirkland:

    you are the dancing queen

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    (Source: philenor)

  4. swag:

    on you

  5. super-who-lockian:

    If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

    they’re fucking awesome

    this one thing here

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    can be made into:

    different variations of fries

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    regular,

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    curly,

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    waffle.

    It can be made into chips

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    or ruffly 

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    you can make hashbrowns with it

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    even a salad

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    add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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    you can have it sliced and diced

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    or baked

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    you can make tater tots

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    hell you can even eat the skin

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    or just have little potato nuggets

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    thank u potatoes

    potatoes are life

    (Source: stoner-dad)

  6. awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby

    awwww-cute:

    My cat guarding her first and only baby

  7. upallnightogetloki:

    evil-bones-mccoy:

    "she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

    "yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

    I love how it always comes back to Archduke Franz Ferdinand…

  8. aluox:

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    I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

  9. marauders4evr:

    asyouaredrivingmehome:

    Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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  10. dirtytrenchcoatsandwinchesters:

    OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
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    I CAN’T BREATHE
    THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
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    THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
    MOM I AM SO SORRY

  11. trebrond:

Dr. House in a nutshell

    trebrond:

    Dr. House in a nutshell

  12. trogdorthe-burninator:

    daves-applejuice:

    qodtiers:

    i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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    why are they in a cage?

    otherwise they’ll eggscape

    (Source: tsunbeare)

  13. (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

  14. lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

    lovequotesrus:

    Everything you love is here